In this episode, Marge finds out that Bart has been working at a local burlesque house, La Maison Derriere, to pay off a debt he owes for breaking a statue. In the flash-forward episode “Bart to the Future,” it was revealed that in the future, Bart is a washed-up has-been musician and Lisa is the President of the United States. Episode numbers indicate the quote used when the episode was shown for the first time; in some cases, the one used in Canada is listed where it was "original" and the USA one was repeated All quotes were originally in all capital letters, but any punctuation appears as it did in the original quotes When no one can identify the bill, Bart wonders what he can do with his new windfall. Nelson: No. So everything ended up good, Bart isn’t a drummer anymore, but none of the animals will get put down, and everything goes back to normal. [MONKEY GIBBERING] Okay, tribes, it's been a rough week. Come on, let's go. Man (on tv): Welcome back to Animal Survivor. He realizes that he can make money showing off his bill, so he opens up the "Museum of Modern Bart" in his tree house. There is no psychosis outside of depression or mania. Kang: Pathetic humans! Henry T. Casey (@henrytcasey) The only scripted TV show that came before the modern internet and is still running today, The Simpsons opened its second episode … “And I sat down with her and said, ‘Clare, my only issue is this isn’t fair anymore. Fat Tony: I … Like Bart's rental car, this one seemed to be on cruise control. Bart is outside one day dressed like Dennis the Menace. "Treehouse of Horror XIV" is the first episode of The Simpsons' fifteenth season. You can shoot your gay adult film at my house. Mad he turned this all around on me. Andy: Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn. “Moefinger,” Treehouse of Horror XXVII (Season 28, 2016) Don’t stop what comes to your mind. A few good chuckles here and there, and a welcome Homer-Lisa subplot, but overall, nothing all too memorable. Treehouse of Horror XIV Grampa ignited by a flaming log: I'm still cold. World-renowned New Testament scholar Bart Ehrman is one of Matt’s actual real-life heroes— and somehow that isn’t even his greatest achievement. And now we're back to Touch the Stove. If you have bipolar I disorder, there is a 70% chance of full-on psychosis when you are in a full-blown manic episode. Homer: Alright. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 2, 2003. [ROARS] Oh, I hate reality shows. A year ago, you said they were the greatest thing that ever happened to us. Don’t worry about editing your writing. Bart: [holding a watch] A minute, and five seconds. Are you OK? Bonfire of the Manatees Does any kid still do this anymore? What follows is a list of lines from The Simpsons that we, your editors, have found to be particularly witty, often with their humor derived from subtleties of language, esoteric allusions, or just plain wit.. You might remember Reed as That One Lady From That Thing, or probably just this episode. Mr. Burns makes his claim for the bill, but all is not lost. The ride slows down in a few seconds.] Subtly Simpsons. Bart and Homer get stuck on the bad one, and at the end of the short Bart and Homer escape the rocket ship to die faster, only to suffer Explosive Decompression offscreen. Mad he didn’t keep his promises. There is a code embedded in the memo. Listen, you need to round up all the salesmen, except for Ryan and Pam, and get them down to the warehouse pronto. Memorable Quote: “Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one’s mad at George Lucas.” 61. Marge: Would everyone please stop fighting and burning. After getting bored of that he goes skateboarding but does something that bothers the Winfields. Bart without his friend bonds with Lisa and the find a cave full of caveman stuff. There is probably (or, at least, hopefully) no one who got married with the goal of getting divorced later on. C-. Dwight: Stop doing rhyming poetry. The good news is that you're not alone, but the bad news is that what you may feel is a uniquely amazing, special, and unique star-crossed love that no one … Unfortunately, life happens. This psychosis can be very bizarre and mimic schizophrenia. When a man tells you one day he’s totally into you and the next day, says he’s not really sure, you need to take this as a strong indicator he’s not interested in you anymore. 3. Bart pulls the lever to stop, Nelson flies off on one of the spinning teacups. Bart Star Bart gets famous for singing and does various music videos such as do the Bartman with Michael Jackson and Deep, Deep Trouble. Milhouse doesn’t live hear anymore Milhouse moves to capital city. Not a *bad* episode, just a bit anemic. Okay, but you gotta promise you won't get mad or tell anyone, especially Bart. We embraced it. Mad he wouldn’t pay me back the money he owed. From her steadfast morals to her undying … This letter is for you. If you know of any lines that you think would be appropriate for this list, then please e-mail me, at morgan@westegg.com - Morgan Friedman "The Simpsons" Season 17 ( - 2005.09.11) quotes on planetclaireTV. Nelson. Weak premise, weak stories, weak gags. And I sat down with her and said, 'Clare, my only issue is this isn't fair anymore. [GROANS] And we saw a dramatic collapse in the lion-gazelle alliance. There are obviously some issues with the episode, such as the ridiculous idea that Lisa kept a tiger in her attic and it attacked a stoned Bart, but overall I enjoy the episode. (Blond American Dennis) He is incinerating ants with a magnifying glass. I picked one hair after another, lost in the hypnotizing strands. Unimpressed with the … Bart runs to Nelson, who looks ill.] Bart: Oh, no. Dwight: No, you idiot. She used that unassuming charm as the longtime neighbor, first … honstly at this point I think Bart has serious mental blocks that make him unable to succeed at school when trying even taking into account the ADHD heck when his father is at the episode low point he can usually help him rally with little or somtimes no insetive. Rhino, you lost the tribe's fishing equipment. - Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson and Martin to a wig outlet in Knoxville and the car got crushed, and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong. Mad at him for making me mad at myself, and mad at myself for being mad at him. No one is mad at Clare, at least on the show side, the producers. well a 30 year show that never cared about more then occasional basic continuity. And more monopoly related antics. Chris Courtois - "Bart on the Road" was one of the weaker episodes this season. People with bipolar disorder only have psychosis during a manic or depressed mood swing. We embraced it,” he explained. Fourth grade are on the school bus on a school trip. The comical episode was also named one of TV Guide’s 100 most memorable episodes ever. It’s really annoying. But I was so mad. "I Am Furious (Yellow)" is the eighteenth episode of The Simpsons' thirteenth season. Just keep going until you feel the pain subsiding and you feel as though your writing is complete. "The Simpsons" Season 15 ( - 2003.11.02) quotes on planetclaireTV. Financial problems and cheating are a leading cause for divorce, but … This is a total flip-flapper alert! I've grown. Microsoft may earn an Affiliate Commission if you … You haven't. The episode assumes that you both get the reference and have no idea what it is. Charlie Sweatpants: And apparently she doesn’t have a computer, and Facebook doesn’t exist there, and smart phones are all new, and no one’s ever used text messaging before. My brain was as split as the tips of my hair. When you get married, your goal is to be together forever. If you left wondering why no one talked to you, it could be because you didn't talk to them. Bart the Genius. Just … No one else has to see it. And frankly, it doesn’t seem like that much of a stretch. Treehouse of Horror X: The last episode of the 1999 Treehouse of Horror which had the Y 2 K end the world and two rocket ships, the good people go to Mars, the bad to the Sun. That's a new record. It first aired in the United States on the Fox network on April 28, 2002. A prime example of this happens in the classic episode "Bart After Dark" from Season 8. - I promise. [A loud crashing sound is heard. The difference? Bart has made over $3000 in … Proper grammar, sentence structure and punctuation are not important. "No one is mad at Clare, at least on the show side, the producers. Signal Fourteen: One Minute, They Love You, and the Next, They Don’t. 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